Monday, June 2, 2008

If the world were run by Samis

-everything would either be purple or black
-everyone would be vegetarian
-the president would be an Emu
-every country would be represented by a different CareBear
-Normal would be considered the worst swear of all while Bitch would become part of every day language
-the World-Wide anthem would be Imaginary by Evanescence
-It would be Illegal to act to Dumb Blondish
-Boys would be no longer a necessary part of society and be cast away to a secluded desertish part of the world.
-People would worship the clouds
-Clowny-Banana-Head would be the most popular insult
-It would be illegal to name your child Kristen (brings back bad memories of demonic Kristen)
-The world would be amazing


Seeing this, how could you not agree that the world should be run by Samis?

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